he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
