Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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