Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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