Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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