it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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