i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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