I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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