if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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