how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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