Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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