all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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