That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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