Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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