: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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