also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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