this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
