Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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