I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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