alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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