We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
