I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
What drink are we having for lunch?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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