i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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