If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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