playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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