so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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