A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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