Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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