how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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