am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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