Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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