Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm at about main and main street
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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