I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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