Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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