Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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