Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
There's even glitter on my cock...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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