Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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