question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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