i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We got so high we made milksteak
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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