the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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