She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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