butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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