She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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