I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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