Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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