So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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