what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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