I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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