i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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