Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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