if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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