I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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