Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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