I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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