watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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