Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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