So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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