Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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