Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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