I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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